After reading the following article from the NY Times I found out that Palin gets her powers and direction from the Christian God. If she does become VP this will be a major bonus for the executive branch of the government. It'll be interesting to see our God-endorsed nation go head to head with organizations that receive their orders from Allah. I know what you're thinking! "But, George W. Bush is a Christian man and he's been waging a holy war already." Yep. Yep. But, this is different. You have to admit, W seems like a fake Christian, right? It's obvious that his wife and parents make him go to church and he'd rather be hanging out at the ranch or a Rangers game and drinking beers with his buddies. This is probably why Jesus hasn't given us the swift victory the executive branch has been praying for. Now, with Palin (a real Christian) we're gonna see the Christian deity's true potential when it comes to war. It's sort of like the Illiad. Remember when the Trojans and Achaens went head to head over the kidnapping of Helen? The Olympian gods manipulated the scenario to carry out their will. This promises to be a classic chapter in history. It will redefine the thin line between mythology and religion. Now, that's CHANGE, baby!
NY Times article on Palin's theology
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Deity weighted military conflicts do sound pretty rad. A lot of wars have been started over religion.
In the future though, might I suggest refraining from posting vice presidential candidate’s pictures next to those of terrorists? It works nicely to illustrate a point, but is considered crass by many. I myself don't mind but felt little correlation between the attached article and the corresponding images.
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